HELLO!!!!!!

DANEFREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HENFREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I'm all alone.


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Complaint to Jell-O

Dear Jell-O,
I would like to complain about one of your products. First of all, PUDDING IS NOT JELL-O! This is completely wrong, and defies everything we were taught in kindergarten. Secondly, on your pudding lids, you have small sayings coming out of the smiley face. The majority of these are wrong.
1) "Frown is a four letter word" I would like to point out that if you use your fingers, just like you learned in pre-school, you will find that frown actually has SIX letters. Just kidding. IT HAS FIVE! 1) F 2) R 3) O 4) W 5) N
See????!!!!! FIVE!!!!

2) "You can't frown with a spoon in your mouth" This is incorrect. You CAN frown with a spoon in your mouth. I HAVE SEEN IT DONE. I am working on getting the picture.

3) "Ready, Set, Giggle!" If you are eating pudding, you would spray the pudding on everyone if you giggled. Secondly, giggling makes you focus on the sound, not the taste of the pudding.

4) "Get your giggle on!" NO!

So, Jell-O. I do not mean to offend you. This is simply a letter to inform you that you are DISTORTING THE MINDS OF ALL THE YOUNG, INNOCENT CHILDREN IN AMERICA.


With love,
Seth A. Milk

I'm Back

I'm back! If anybody is wondering why, here:
I fell asleep quite painfully, as I had my hands tied to my ponytail, which is a piece of rope that has been glued to the back of my head (long story) and I was sitting on my bed, which as all of you should know, is made of three materials. Yes, THREE. Anyway, the three materials are: highly toxic radiated milk that has been frozen, wooden springs, and thread. So I fell asleep. I had just eaten a gigantor peep (after reading Henfree's post on peeps) and in order to stop me from eating more, my pet opossum tied my hands to my ponytail, and plopped my onto my bed. I immediately fell into a severe sugar coma, lasting three months. Then I woke up. I was so surprised to finally wake up that I rolled off my bed, into a lake. I promptly hit my head on a rock and drowned. I awoke in a strange place, full of light. I found a knife on the ground, and stabbed the nail on my middle toe on my left foot. It didn't hurt at all. I was in heaven. OMG (Oranges, mangoes, and guavas) I'M DEAD! So I walked along, and eventually found an old wizened man on the side of the road (wait, I was walking on a road). He was trying to strangle his thumb! I freaked out! I jumped toward him, missed, and fell into a river, in which I hit my head on a rock and drowned. I woke up in my own bedroom.

So there's why I've been gone for so long: I ate a giant peep, fell into a coma, drowned, went to heaven, drowned in heaven, and came back to earth. Anyway, I'm back!

REJOICE! Hallelujah, Hallelujah! Hip Hip Hooray! Woo Hoo!
Well, good-bye, and if you ever see a giant peep, DON'T LET YOURSELF BE TEMPTED TO STAY AWAY! EAT IT, or else......................................bananas!

Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas #4-The Big One!

Your buddy Seth is back again for another post of crazyness!
Seth was being a typical mongoose. He was going around to all the houses in his neighborhood, and was slowly eating his way through their supply of Silly Putty. TYPICAL!
SETH, GET BACK HERE!
HISS!
Oh great, not the hissing again.
Hiss.
Seth.
HIss.
SEth.
HISs.
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HISS.
SETH.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meow.
Not you again!
Are you really back already?
Hiss.
Seth.
Meow.
Now you're going to join us?
HIss.
SEth.
MEow.
Wow, you catch on fast!
HISs.
SETh.
MEOw.
This is starting to bug me.
HISS.
SETH.
MEOW!
SERIOUSLY!
HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Hiss, Seth, Meow, BLAH BLAH BLAH!
This is annoying.
HENFREE!
DANFREE!
COME SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY MONGOOSE AND EVEN WEIRDER CAT!
Hello?
HELLO?
HELP!
Can anyone hear me!!!!!!!!??????????????
Hiss.
Meow.
NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!
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DARN YOU!
I WAS TRYING TO IGNORE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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On that happy note, we end this post.

Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas #3

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MY TENTH POST! (Probably seems like nothing to you Dane, since you have around 50, but hey, I haven't blogged in forever. This is my fifth post in THREE DAYS)!
Anyway, whazzup!

Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas #2

Your old buddy Seth is back! Its good to see you Seth.
HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Yes, I know you are glad to see me as well. WHAT? I don't care if you're a mongoose wearing a balaclava. You still have to be nice to me! HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
UH-UH. Seth, why are your eyes getting red, and why do you look like you're about to pounce? Go away! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Okay, never mind. How 'bout a nice long nap in your cage!? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Okay, what word did you not like? Nice? Long? Your? Cage? None of those? Okay, how about ...........................................................nap?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Problem solved! Lets go eat!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Whoa, where'd you come from?
Oh well.
And from that moment on, Seth and the weird cat became friends.
The End!
Yes, it is the End!
I swear!
Stop reading and it will be!
Go away so I can end!
Stop reading!
Please!
Let me end this!
GO AWAY!
Fine.
I'll end anyway.
THE END!
Darn.
That didn't work.
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Come help me.
Not you!
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END!

The Baleful Balaclava #1

It was a fine spring morning, and the sun was just peeking above the mountains. Seth lived below the sky, and lived in a house on the ground. He was no ordinary man. In fact, he wasn't. He was a boy. The strange thing about him was that he wore balaclavas. Those are hats. But, Seth didn't like to wear balaclavas. Who knew why he wore them? Everyone thought that he were going to rob a bank someday. But, he never did. One day he decided to change the name of this series. He changed it to Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas.

See y'all next time, folks!

New Series!

I'm going to start a new series within my blog! It will be called: The Baleful Balaclava. A balaclava is a type of hat. So, congratulated me! I know that the only people who read my blog are Dane, Henry, mayble Melissa and Sarah (by the way, sorry I haven't blogged in so long. Last year, Mrs. Walden only let my blog serius stuff, but now I can do funny, random, weird, and whatever else on my blog).

2025 (and a half) Weather Report!

"Hello America! I bring you today's weather report. We are in the midst of a minor weather change. But first, the normal weather. Partly cloudy with a chance of rain tomorrow folks. And in Houston, the atmospheric pressure has reached approximately 7894.5498342116587691367
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545498798797132154168945416489456449168975614231564798795614352146857894 psi (that's pounds per square inch, folks). All over the country, black holes have appeared. We have had no casualties so far, except for the president of the U.S., but that's not important. In the northern U.S, there is a giant stationary front raining dogs and cats (which the dogs and cats aren't too happy about). In Denver (that is in Colorado) winds have reached 20,000 miles per hour (that means that a chair on the California coast would be blown to the North Carolina coast in 9-10 minutes).

And, I have just received word that in New York, there is a warm front much warmer than anything they have ever experienced. In fact, my sources inform me that it is raining lava! But, in the midst of all this darkness and despair, there is a ray of hope. A hot dog stand has been opened! Rejoice, America! Wait, the lava front is moving south, towards our hot dog stand! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thud.

"Hi! I'm the camera man! Normally I wouldn't show myself, but due to the fact that our reporter has just collapsed in shock, along with just about everyone else here, I am forced to finish his report. So, the hot dog stand has been hit, blah blah blah. There are some hurricanes in Kansas, blah blah blah. And remember folks, do not get sucked up by black holes, blah blah eat hot dogs, blah blah and don't die. So, see ya'll tomorrow with the 9 o'clock News!"