"Hello America! I bring you today's weather report. We are in the midst of a minor weather change. But first, the normal weather. Partly cloudy with a chance of rain tomorrow folks. And in Houston, the atmospheric pressure has reached approximately 7894.5498342116587691367
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545498798797132154168945416489456449168975614231564798795614352146857894 psi (that's pounds per square inch, folks). All over the country, black holes have appeared. We have had no casualties so far, except for the president of the U.S., but that's not important. In the northern U.S, there is a giant stationary front raining dogs and cats (which the dogs and cats aren't too happy about). In Denver (that is in Colorado) winds have reached 20,000 miles per hour (that means that a chair on the California coast would be blown to the North Carolina coast in 9-10 minutes).
And, I have just received word that in New York, there is a warm front much warmer than anything they have ever experienced. In fact, my sources inform me that it is raining lava! But, in the midst of all this darkness and despair, there is a ray of hope. A hot dog stand has been opened! Rejoice, America! Wait, the lava front is moving south, towards our hot dog stand! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thud.
"Hi! I'm the camera man! Normally I wouldn't show myself, but due to the fact that our reporter has just collapsed in shock, along with just about everyone else here, I am forced to finish his report. So, the hot dog stand has been hit, blah blah blah. There are some hurricanes in Kansas, blah blah blah. And remember folks, do not get sucked up by black holes, blah blah eat hot dogs, blah blah and don't die. So, see ya'll tomorrow with the 9 o'clock News!"
About Me
- Ben W.
- My name is Ben. I am an eighth grader at Lesher Middle School in Colorado. I have a Samoyed named Spirit, a Bichon Frise named Shakespeare, and a corn snake named Caramel. I have a sister named Sienna, and I love to read. My favorite series is the Shannara series, with the author Terry Brooks. I love doing sports, and I am a black belt in Tae Kwon-do. I love to swim, and I also love to explore outside. I play piano, which I have been doing since Kindergarden. I also play cello and guitar.
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