Dear Jell-O,
I would like to complain about one of your products. First of all, PUDDING IS NOT JELL-O! This is completely wrong, and defies everything we were taught in kindergarten. Secondly, on your pudding lids, you have small sayings coming out of the smiley face. The majority of these are wrong.
1) "Frown is a four letter word" I would like to point out that if you use your fingers, just like you learned in pre-school, you will find that frown actually has SIX letters. Just kidding. IT HAS FIVE! 1) F 2) R 3) O 4) W 5) N
See????!!!!! FIVE!!!!
2) "You can't frown with a spoon in your mouth" This is incorrect. You CAN frown with a spoon in your mouth. I HAVE SEEN IT DONE. I am working on getting the picture.
3) "Ready, Set, Giggle!" If you are eating pudding, you would spray the pudding on everyone if you giggled. Secondly, giggling makes you focus on the sound, not the taste of the pudding.
4) "Get your giggle on!" NO!
So, Jell-O. I do not mean to offend you. This is simply a letter to inform you that you are DISTORTING THE MINDS OF ALL THE YOUNG, INNOCENT CHILDREN IN AMERICA.
With love,
Seth A. Milk
About Me
- Ben W.
- My name is Ben. I am an eighth grader at Lesher Middle School in Colorado. I have a Samoyed named Spirit, a Bichon Frise named Shakespeare, and a corn snake named Caramel. I have a sister named Sienna, and I love to read. My favorite series is the Shannara series, with the author Terry Brooks. I love doing sports, and I am a black belt in Tae Kwon-do. I love to swim, and I also love to explore outside. I play piano, which I have been doing since Kindergarden. I also play cello and guitar.
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