Your buddy Seth is back again for another post of crazyness!
Seth was being a typical mongoose. He was going around to all the houses in his neighborhood, and was slowly eating his way through their supply of Silly Putty. TYPICAL!
SETH, GET BACK HERE!
HISS!
Oh great, not the hissing again.
Hiss.
Seth.
HIss.
SEth.
HISs.
SETh.
HISS.
SETH.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meow.
Not you again!
Are you really back already?
Hiss.
Seth.
Meow.
Now you're going to join us?
HIss.
SEth.
MEow.
Wow, you catch on fast!
HISs.
SETh.
MEOw.
This is starting to bug me.
HISS.
SETH.
MEOW!
SERIOUSLY!
HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Hiss, Seth, Meow, BLAH BLAH BLAH!
This is annoying.
HENFREE!
DANFREE!
COME SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY MONGOOSE AND EVEN WEIRDER CAT!
Hello?
HELLO?
HELP!
Can anyone hear me!!!!!!!!??????????????
Hiss.
Meow.
NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!
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Hiss.
Meow.
DARN YOU!
I WAS TRYING TO IGNORE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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On that happy note, we end this post.
About Me
- Ben W.
- My name is Ben. I am an eighth grader at Lesher Middle School in Colorado. I have a Samoyed named Spirit, a Bichon Frise named Shakespeare, and a corn snake named Caramel. I have a sister named Sienna, and I love to read. My favorite series is the Shannara series, with the author Terry Brooks. I love doing sports, and I am a black belt in Tae Kwon-do. I love to swim, and I also love to explore outside. I play piano, which I have been doing since Kindergarden. I also play cello and guitar.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas #3
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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MY TENTH POST! (Probably seems like nothing to you Dane, since you have around 50, but hey, I haven't blogged in forever. This is my fifth post in THREE DAYS)!
Anyway, whazzup!
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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MY TENTH POST! (Probably seems like nothing to you Dane, since you have around 50, but hey, I haven't blogged in forever. This is my fifth post in THREE DAYS)!
Anyway, whazzup!
Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas #2
Your old buddy Seth is back! Its good to see you Seth.
HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Yes, I know you are glad to see me as well. WHAT? I don't care if you're a mongoose wearing a balaclava. You still have to be nice to me! HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
UH-UH. Seth, why are your eyes getting red, and why do you look like you're about to pounce? Go away! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Okay, never mind. How 'bout a nice long nap in your cage!? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Okay, what word did you not like? Nice? Long? Your? Cage? None of those? Okay, how about ...........................................................nap?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Problem solved! Lets go eat!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Whoa, where'd you come from?
Oh well.
And from that moment on, Seth and the weird cat became friends.
The End!
Yes, it is the End!
I swear!
Stop reading and it will be!
Go away so I can end!
Stop reading!
Please!
Let me end this!
GO AWAY!
Fine.
I'll end anyway.
THE END!
Darn.
That didn't work.
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Come help me.
Not you!
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END!
HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Yes, I know you are glad to see me as well. WHAT? I don't care if you're a mongoose wearing a balaclava. You still have to be nice to me! HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
UH-UH. Seth, why are your eyes getting red, and why do you look like you're about to pounce? Go away! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Okay, never mind. How 'bout a nice long nap in your cage!? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Okay, what word did you not like? Nice? Long? Your? Cage? None of those? Okay, how about ...........................................................nap?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Problem solved! Lets go eat!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Whoa, where'd you come from?
Oh well.
And from that moment on, Seth and the weird cat became friends.
The End!
Yes, it is the End!
I swear!
Stop reading and it will be!
Go away so I can end!
Stop reading!
Please!
Let me end this!
GO AWAY!
Fine.
I'll end anyway.
THE END!
Darn.
That didn't work.
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Come help me.
Not you!
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END!
Monday, March 8, 2010
The Baleful Balaclava #1
It was a fine spring morning, and the sun was just peeking above the mountains. Seth lived below the sky, and lived in a house on the ground. He was no ordinary man. In fact, he wasn't. He was a boy. The strange thing about him was that he wore balaclavas. Those are hats. But, Seth didn't like to wear balaclavas. Who knew why he wore them? Everyone thought that he were going to rob a bank someday. But, he never did. One day he decided to change the name of this series. He changed it to Llamas, Ducks, and Balaclavas.
See y'all next time, folks!
New Series!
I'm going to start a new series within my blog! It will be called: The Baleful Balaclava. A balaclava is a type of hat. So, congratulated me! I know that the only people who read my blog are Dane, Henry, mayble Melissa and Sarah (by the way, sorry I haven't blogged in so long. Last year, Mrs. Walden only let my blog serius stuff, but now I can do funny, random, weird, and whatever else on my blog).
2025 (and a half) Weather Report!
"Hello America! I bring you today's weather report. We are in the midst of a minor weather change. But first, the normal weather. Partly cloudy with a chance of rain tomorrow folks. And in Houston, the atmospheric pressure has reached approximately 7894.5498342116587691367
5798672787952677562894521621767519715231545685642375865465648697856465478976
545498798797132154168945416489456449168975614231564798795614352146857894 psi (that's pounds per square inch, folks). All over the country, black holes have appeared. We have had no casualties so far, except for the president of the U.S., but that's not important. In the northern U.S, there is a giant stationary front raining dogs and cats (which the dogs and cats aren't too happy about). In Denver (that is in Colorado) winds have reached 20,000 miles per hour (that means that a chair on the California coast would be blown to the North Carolina coast in 9-10 minutes).
And, I have just received word that in New York, there is a warm front much warmer than anything they have ever experienced. In fact, my sources inform me that it is raining lava! But, in the midst of all this darkness and despair, there is a ray of hope. A hot dog stand has been opened! Rejoice, America! Wait, the lava front is moving south, towards our hot dog stand! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thud.
"Hi! I'm the camera man! Normally I wouldn't show myself, but due to the fact that our reporter has just collapsed in shock, along with just about everyone else here, I am forced to finish his report. So, the hot dog stand has been hit, blah blah blah. There are some hurricanes in Kansas, blah blah blah. And remember folks, do not get sucked up by black holes, blah blah eat hot dogs, blah blah and don't die. So, see ya'll tomorrow with the 9 o'clock News!"
5798672787952677562894521621767519715231545685642375865465648697856465478976
545498798797132154168945416489456449168975614231564798795614352146857894 psi (that's pounds per square inch, folks). All over the country, black holes have appeared. We have had no casualties so far, except for the president of the U.S., but that's not important. In the northern U.S, there is a giant stationary front raining dogs and cats (which the dogs and cats aren't too happy about). In Denver (that is in Colorado) winds have reached 20,000 miles per hour (that means that a chair on the California coast would be blown to the North Carolina coast in 9-10 minutes).
And, I have just received word that in New York, there is a warm front much warmer than anything they have ever experienced. In fact, my sources inform me that it is raining lava! But, in the midst of all this darkness and despair, there is a ray of hope. A hot dog stand has been opened! Rejoice, America! Wait, the lava front is moving south, towards our hot dog stand! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thud.
"Hi! I'm the camera man! Normally I wouldn't show myself, but due to the fact that our reporter has just collapsed in shock, along with just about everyone else here, I am forced to finish his report. So, the hot dog stand has been hit, blah blah blah. There are some hurricanes in Kansas, blah blah blah. And remember folks, do not get sucked up by black holes, blah blah eat hot dogs, blah blah and don't die. So, see ya'll tomorrow with the 9 o'clock News!"
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